Posted by
KsReaganite on Friday, August 04, 2006 3:10:41 PM
Facts rarely get in the way of the mind-numbing, make believe piety for America’s mainline Protestant churches or many of their congregants. Their bishops make thunderous pronouncement about how they represent ‘millions’ of Christians; their sermons are filled with venom for capitalism and war; their newsletters proclaim lobbying days for defending ‘reproductive choice’. All in the name of a God whose very name is often referred to in hushed tones lest a neighbor think one belongs to the Christian ‘Right’.
Who are these ‘mainline’ churches?
Well, for starters, there is nothing mainline about them. These are diminishing denominations, ELCA Lutherans, United Methodists, UCC, Episcopalians, USA Presbyterians, with a proud past and a largely inconsequential future. For all the majestic trappings of the installation of the new Episcopal presiding bishop earlier this year, for example, the fact remains that Episcopal churches are largely empty and graying today. The same accelerating trend is seen, with minor exceptions in individual congregations, across all of the mainline denominations. No amount of ‘outreach’, ‘mission’, and ‘openness’ seems to change that.
At the same time, in the same communities, there are many churches which are struggling to find room for exponentially increasing congregations. These are the evangelical, charismatic, fundamentalist, Southern Baptist, Eastern Orthodox, and conservative Catholic churches. More than one in three Americans worships at a church like these….and many of these Americans are businesswomen, lawyers, accountants, dentists, and MBAs. They are not the unwashed, ignorant, pitiful people that they are often portrayed by the snooty denizens of the mainline clergy.
Let us face it. Most mainline Protestant churches (and many Roman Catholic ones) are little more than Sunday morning coffee clubs with a feel good sermon thrown in for good measure where people go to feel good about themselves. There are no absolutes to live by, no commandments to follow, no preachers to distinguish between right and wrong and fear offending the polite sensibilities of the ‘believe nothing’ class.
No wonder that people who want to go to church, go to a church, not to a coffee klatch housed in a church building with pretentious vestments, dopey relativism, and illusions of non-existent grandeur.
And then they wonder why their ‘churches’ are going the route of dinosaurs.